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It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature. ~Author Unknown



All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy



My mother made me a scientist without ever intending to. Every other Jewish mother in Brooklyn would ask her child after school, "So? Did you learn anything today?" But not my mother. "Izzy," she would say, "did you ask a good question today?" That difference - asking good questions - made me become a scientist. ~Isidor Isaac Rabi



The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the path of right just before you. Then do not grasp at the stars, but do life's plain, common work as it comes, certain that daily duties and daily bread are the sweetest things in life. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



Gipsy gold does not chink and glitter. It gleams in the sun and neighs in the dark. ~Attributed to the Claddaugh Gypsies of Galway



If you can't hear the angels, try quieting the static of worry. ~Terri Guillemets



We shall never be able to effect physical disarmament until we have succeeded in effecting moral disarmament. ~J. Ramsay MacDonald We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive. ~Albert Einstein



Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. ~Ovid



If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done much today. ~Author Unknown



If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily. ~Gerald Good



The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~Gloria Leonard



If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? ~Author Unknown



I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis. ~Brett Butler



Dare to do things worthy of imprisonment if you mean to be of consequence. ~Juvenal



The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will Rogers



Health is a state of complete harmony of the body, mind and spirit. When one is free from physical disabilities and mental distractions, the gates of the soul open. ~B.K.S. Iyengar Health is a state of complete harmony of the body, mind and spirit. When one is free from physical disabilities and mental distractions, the gates of the soul open. ~B.K.S. Iyengar



Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~Erma Bombeck



If I were a doctor, skipping would be my number one prescription. ~Jessi Lane Adams



Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways. ~Samuel McChord Crothers Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. ~Albert Einstein



We're animals. We're born like every other mammal and we live our whole lives around disguised animal thoughts. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams