quotes for cheaters

I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice. ~Kurt Rambis, on drug testing



It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. ~Marlene Dietrich



Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. ~Author Unknown



You do not wake up one morning a bad person. It happens by a thousand tiny surrenders of self-respect to self-interest. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Life begins at retirement. ~Author Unknown



Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West



Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. ~Dave Barry



One minute was enough, Tyler said, a person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club



Harmony seldom makes a headline. ~Silas Bent



We all denounce bores, but while we do so, let us remember that there is nobody who isn't a bore to somebody. ~J.A. Spender



Breastmilk: the gift that keeps on giving. ~Author Unknown



He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything. ~Arabian Proverb



One filled with joy preaches without preaching. ~Mother Teresa



Justice is the insurance which we have on our lives and property. Obedience is the premium which we pay for it. ~William Penn



Civilization is what makes you sick. ~Paul Gauguin



Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things. ~Author Unknown



I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis. ~Brett Butler



The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel. ~Robert Morley, 1965



Time is what we want most, but... what we use worst. ~Willaim Penn



I don't discriminate - I'm an equal-opportunity hugger. ~Author Unknown